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Man Arrested for Adhering to Metaphor: Shoot the Moon

June 12, 2014
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Man Arrested for Adhering to Metaphor: Shoot the Moon

A man in Arizona took this metaphor a bit too literally last Friday night.   According to Prescott Valley police, a woman called to report her boyfriend was firing a gun out of a window in their house. She said he started firing out the window after talking about Halley’s Comet, at which point she…

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Butterball wants men to talk turkey

October 2, 2013
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Butterball wants men to talk turkey

If you call Butterball’s Turkey Talk Line for some cooking advice this year, you may hear a male voice on the line. For the first time in its Turkey Talk Line’s 32 year history, Butterball is seeking men as well as women for the Thanksgiving…

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Hands-free automatic ‘sperm extractor’

September 25, 2012
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Hands-free automatic ‘sperm extractor’

This machine was introduced at a hospital in China. I guess so sperm donors don’t have to get their hand dirty. But, I wouldn’t stick anything in there. Did you ever use one of those blood pressure machines in the supermarket that get too tight?…

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8 signs the economy still hasn’t recovered

September 6, 2012
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8 signs the economy still hasn’t  recovered

  Police department budgets are cut and they are going with smaller vehicles.   This is the best sale you can find.   People are finding new uses for their…

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Fox News: Fair and Balanced Debate

July 23, 2012
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Fox News: Fair and Balanced Debate

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Westboro Baptist Church misunderstood

July 17, 2012
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Westboro Baptist Church misunderstood

In a surprising statement this morning, head of the Westboro Baptist Church, and Julian Beck look-alike, Fred Phelps told WTHAILA News that he just realized why everyone hates his little…

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