New Terror Threat

September 16, 2011
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Another disgruntled group started committing acts of terror against America this week. In three separate incidents since Sunday, bees have attacked Americans right here in our own country.

Official suspect that they are African bees because of their aggressive nature. However, the African American bee community is speaking out saying, there is no evidence to support that claim at this time.

In the first incident on Sunday, a swarm of bees hiding under a cattle trough stung an Arizona man over 1,000 times. Apparently, they were just waiting there to ambush victims of opportunity. The 49-year-old man and his five companions eventually escaped the attack by getting into their cars. But, he remains hospitalized from the attack.

The second attack occurred on Wednesday on a farm in Bisbee, Arizona; leaving a 1,000-pound hog dead and causing a sow to go into a coma and lose her litter. A swat team rushed in with rolled-up newspapers, but the bees had already fled the area.

Then yesterday, a group of bees attacked a man in a wheel chair in Santa Ana, California. Three people who heard the man’s cries for help came to his aid as thousands of the cowardly bees attacked. At first, the three heroes were driven back by the bees, but then regrouped, rushed back in and rescued the wheelchair-bound man.

The street was closed off, and several buildings evacuated while the search for the bees was carried out. 60,000 bees taken into custody were taken to an undisclosed location for questioning.

Early this morning, a spokes-bee, from an extremist bee group said, “It’s time for Americans to pay for their years of unfair treatment of bees worldwide.”

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